all these obsessions

And no money to obsess over. That is no money to purchase the things I currently covet. Perhaps I should divert my longing to things I already own but don't use.

1. The Wilton Giant Cupcake Pan. I need this for whatever retarded reason but the main one being that I can't complain enough how fat my ass is. SO, I need a big ass cupcake to make it smaller. Plus, I really just want to make them so I can pile on the icing and share them with others! See, my materialism is for the greater good!

2. The Wilton Jumbo Cupcake Pan. Not to be confused with the above giant cupcake maker. This pan makes six jumbo sized cupcakes that are about the size of a large piece of pie or cake. Perfect for splitting or gorging by yourself.

3. James Spencer Briggs and his tattoos. This tattooer is beyond amazing. It makes me wonder why Kat Von D (bless her soul) is huge and this guy is so humble and intense. I know getting tattooed by him is going to be like a punch in the face with a soft and padded glove. Getting all bloody with fluid running down your arm sucks, but much like giving birth, when you look down at the results, everything is worth it.

4. Leather jackets. Aw hell, all leather goods. My last acquisition was an awesome lambskin jacket from Dolce Vita that is just perfect for the upcoming season. Black, of course, but cropped and with a military styling; I will be wearing this long after the leather bandleader style passes. Did I mention, its leather and not PVC? Who can wear PVC anyway? Isn't that shit for plumbing?

5. Importing all of my cd's to my iTunes library. Sheesh. I really should never buy music. At all. Ever again. I love all of the tunes I have and I truly have a musical selection for every mood, purpose, state of mind, or activity. The bad thing is, some cd's I haven't listened to in years and it wouldn't be worth it to take it to Amoeba and get a few bucks for it. By a "few", I mean one to two dollars. Hardly worth it. But I guess, music lasts forever and I really should hold on to it. I still can't get over the fact that I gave away Rick James cd's over 15 years ago. Honest.